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This is the weekly bulletin for
The Richmond 
Sunrise Rotary Club 
for July 16th, 2026

 

Miscellaneous

 
 
Repeat from last week or until no longer relevant or until I delete it or it bears repeating:  
 

 

If you have an idea for speakers let Debbie S. know. 

 

 

 

 

OUR THURSDAY BREAKFAST MEETING IS ACCESSED THROUGH THE LINK BELOW.
 
 
Rotary Club of Richmond Sunrise is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
 
 
1) Mute your microphone if you aren't already muted. Background noise is distracting. 
2) If you are not engaged in the presentation, turn off your camera. 
3) Chat function should only be used to address the speaker, not for Club member remarks during the presentation
4) Unmute when harassing the Sergeant at Arms or taking your turn during Sergeant at Arms.
5)Spain or Argentina?
Please direct any questions or concerns to the President or a board member of your choosing and the board will discuss any and all questions or concerns during a board meeting. Also please refer to the members committee anyone who may be interested in attending a meeting or joining the club.
 
 
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
 
Here's to fresh coffee, sunshine, morning walks, blooming flowers, good books and all the other simple but glorious pleasures of life. Judy.

 

 

 
 
   VISITORS     
 
 
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President Michael said there were no visitors but he was wrong. Huhuhuha huhuha huhuhuhu! (or something like that.)

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS AND 

CLUB BUSINESS

 

 

Larry Thompson Update
An update was shared on Larry Thompson, who recently underwent a three-hour surgery. Larry is now recovering at home, where doctors felt he would be less at risk of infection. While understandably tired after more than 20 surgeries, his spirits remain good. UBC specialists are also studying tissue from the surgery as part of ongoing research. We continue to wish Larry a smooth recovery.

Rotary Scholarship Recipients
The committee has selected this year's recipients of the Richmond Sunrise Rotary Scholarships, with awards going to one student from R.A. McMath Secondary and one from Cambie Secondary. Congratulations to the deserving students!

Youth Exchange Host Family Opportunity
The club received a request from a Rotary club in Germany seeking a host family for a participant in the New Generations Service Exchange Program from early August through September. Details have been forwarded to Nancy for anyone interested in learning more or helping out.

New Monthly Evening Socials Begin This Month
A reminder was given that the club is launching a three-month trial of evening social meetings. The first social will take place Thursday, July 30 at 6:00 p.m. at the banquet hall, replacing the usual breakfast meeting that week.

Members are encouraged to invite spouses and prospective new members to enjoy an evening featuring:

  • Beer and wine
  • Themed food
  • Music
  • Door prizes
  • A relaxed, semi-formal atmosphere

An email invitation will be sent through ClubRunner, with RSVPs requested by Sunday, July 26. Future socials will be held at off-site venues, including Country Vines, as the club explores new ways to build fellowship and attract new members.

Speaker Cancellation
Unfortunately, our scheduled presentation on Artificial Intelligence by Sam Jaffe had to be cancelled after Sam became ill shortly before the meeting. We wish Sam a speedy recovery and look forward to hearing his presentation at a future date.

ShelterBox Earthquake Appeal
The club briefly discussed supporting the ShelterBox earthquake relief appeal. With each ShelterBox costing approximately $1,200, it was passed by the club and the board to fund 5 shelter boxes.

 

 

 

 
Speaker

 

 

Just before our meeting, we received the disappointing news that Sam had called in sick and would be unable to deliver his presentation on artificial intelligence. Or... was he? A few members noticed that his Zoom profile picture looked unusually crisp, his smile never changed, and his "camera" seemed suspiciously frozen. Coincidence? We think not. Rumour has it that the AI Sam had been researching decided it was tired of being studied and quietly kidnapped its presenter, locking him in a secret server room somewhere while it attempted to take his place online. The only problem? It forgot that Rotarians occasionally ask follow-up questions.

Club investigators quickly uncovered more suspicious evidence. "Sam" never blinked, responded to every imaginary question with, "That's a great point," and appeared to have exactly the same lighting for several hours. Fortunately, the plot unraveled before the AI could officially join the club or volunteer for Sergeant-at-Arms. We wish the real Sam a speedy recovery and look forward to seeing him back soon—assuming he can escape his digital captors and convince us that he's the genuine article. Until then, if anyone receives an email from Sam asking you to "click this perfectly safe link," you know what to do!

 

 
SERGEANT At Arms Tidbits

 

As always, our Sergeant-at-Arms session reminded us that Rotary members never seem to sit still! From world travels and family celebrations to golf, grandkids, pets, and volunteer adventures, everyone has been keeping busy.

Debbie T. battled the infamous Sea-to-Sky traffic nightmare on the way to Whistler, finally arriving at 4:00 a.m. for a conference that thankfully made the journey worthwhile. She's also been balancing volunteer accounting with trying to squeeze in a little summer fun.

Chris M. said an emotional farewell to the family's beloved off-grid cabin after selling it, celebrating with champagne—and a few tears. Back home she's embraced life in the new house, hosted a backyard tie-dye party with family and neighbours, and is heading to Montreal for a conference.

Mary Lou has barely stopped moving! Between volunteering at FIFA, attending The Hatmaker's Wife in Ladysmith, preparing for Allan's birthday in Montreal, attending her conference, and a homestay in Sherbrooke, she's proving retirement can be busier than full-time work.

Dalbir proudly shared that another son is engaged after a carefully planned surprise proposal. He also let everyone know about a vacation rental near Kelowna—complete with pickleball courts nearby—for anyone looking for a summer getaway.

Judy M. enjoyed an unforgettable Alaska cruise filled with grandkids, birthday celebrations, pony camp pickups, and even a lumberjack show. She also shared one of those "small world" moments when a chance meeting on the cruise uncovered decades of Richmond connections.

Debbie M. has been hard at work completing her professional relicensing courses while helping granddaughter Amaya master her new bicycle before camp. She also reminded everyone to use her updated email address.

Debbie S. joined by Zoom, but unfortunately technology had other ideas, leaving the club unable to hear her update this week.

Kal thanked everyone for their support following a death in the family before enthusiastically praising John's Greek golf trip, declaring it some of the best golf he's ever played—even if getting to Kelowna seemed to take forever.

Bill entertained everyone with the saga of one very sick dog, one very worried wife, and a veterinary visit that thankfully ended with the dog coming home instead of the heartbreaking outcome everyone feared.

Jeanette shared how some quick thinking, lots of water (with a little sugar), and careful attention helped her dog recover, saving both her pet and a hefty veterinary bill.

Susan continues helping her mom downsize and declutter her apartment, a project that seems to require Olympic-level endurance. She also chimed in with more pet care stories, proving that caring for furry family members is a full-time job during the summer heat.

Blair has been "adulting," according to his grandson, by fitting in another golf outing and a trip to Calgary, where the 30-plus degree temperatures reminded him that sightseeing is much easier in cooler weather.

John shared that Sandy's ongoing knee problems may unfortunately affect their planned trip to Japan. On a brighter note, he also mentioned that Sandy's well-loved 1992 Mazda Miata is looking for a new owner.

Elena has been busy organizing a major Pride Business Association event that's attracting politicians, diplomats, and community leaders before rewarding herself with a well-earned trip to Las Vegas.

Melinda admitted life has become one long series of evening events, highlighted by a Canadians baseball game where she accidentally ended up with a giant order of nachos after standing in the wrong line—but decided it was too late to turn back!

Sandra is excitedly preparing for another family vacation while proudly sharing stories of Brian stopping to help stranded travellers change a flat tire, reminding everyone that simple acts of kindness still make a big difference.

Lawrence Chew is juggling a busy schedule of medical appointments but still found time to enjoy Shakespeare in the park and escort his teenage daughter and her friends through the Richmond Night Market—before accepting his fate as the dad waiting alone at the picnic table.

Bobby treated his maintenance staff to a FIFA match and dinner, saying that sometimes a simple meal together goes a long way in building team spirit. He also enjoyed a belated birthday getaway to Whistler with family.

Michael shared an impressive Costco hot dog statistic (the $1.50 deal lives on!), reported that the family has reluctantly cancelled this year's Cultus Lake tradition because of the water slide closures, and said the kids are happily enjoying summer camp.

Another Sergeant-at-Arms session proved once again that Rotary meetings aren't just about service—they're also about sharing life's adventures, celebrating milestones, supporting one another, and enjoying plenty of laughs along the way.

 

 

 

MEANDERINGS 

 

So the National Geographic published an article on how they are examining prehistoric poop from the salt mines at Halstatt Germany to find out about diet and the microbiome. “Forget pottery and pyramids : findin a well preserved turd is a treasure.” So for these archaeologists, finding “….. dozens of Hallstatt paleofeces …. is the equivalent of a winning lottery ticket.” So next time you buy a lottery ticket double check the list of prizes. It might just turn out to be S%$#.

 

 

 

 

UPCOMING EVENTS
 
 
 
May 7th, 2027 Gala mark it on your calendar.
 
 
 
 
 

 TODAY'S CHUCKLEs     

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To everyone surprise, an engineer ended up in Hell. Engineers never go to hell. Anyway, within a few months the engineer had fixed the air conditioning, cleaned up the water, installed large fans to create a cool breeze, and put filters on the smoke stacks to clean the air. God was doing his quarterly audit of hell and asked the Devil how it was going. The Devil explained they had never had an engineer in hell before and how the engineer had improved hell. The following conversation ensued.

God: (angrily) Engineers have never gone to hell before send him up here to heaven and don't let it happen again.

Devil: No, he is a nice guy and everyone is happy about the improvements.

God: I don't care. Hell isn't supposed to be improved. Send him right away.

Devil: No way man! What are you going to do about it?

God: (even angrier) If you don't send him up to heaven I will sue you!!!

Devil: (with a smirk) Good luck on finding a lawyer!

 

Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Sandra Hass
July 29
 
Spouse/Partner Birthdays
Alan Miles
July 17
 
Steven Hankins
July 23
 
Anniversaries
Chris Brodie
Malcolm Brodie
July 9
 
Join Date
Malcolm Brodie
July 1, 2006
20 years
 
Amanda Sinclair
July 6, 2017
9 years