July 8th, 2024 will be the first board meeting of the new year. It will be held at Peter's house starting a 6 PM.
Jeannette: New member Moe Leghari’s application will be presented at next week’s morning breakfast Board Meeting
1) Mute your microphone if you aren't already muted. Background noise is distracting.
2) If you are not engaged in the presentation, turn off your camera.
3) Chat function should only be used to address the speaker, not for Club member remarks during the presentation
4) Unmute when harassing the Sergeant at Arms or taking your turn during Sergeant at Arms.
5)Hope you enjoyed the debate.
Lawrence Chew (for those of you dear gentle readers who do not know, was once the esteemed editor of this bulletin) and provided notes for this weeks S at A in Klingon. I was only able to interpret the following.
Marg is in training for Wimbledon by watching the qualifying rounds starting at 3:00 AM. At the meeting this morning she would suddenly wake grab Don by the shoulder and yell alternatively "Let" of "That was out!"
Garth would grab Don by the shoulder and suddenly yell "Fore." and then "f&*$" or something similar.
Michael spoke once again at length but it was much more interesting because it was in Punjabi. Unfortunately it did not translate well into Klingon otherwise I am sure you would have enjoyed reading it again.
Sam's recipe this morning worked out very well, apparently this was the 13th try. Everyone's lucky number. At least it wasn't Friday.
Kal thought I had a gall bladder transplant and that's why I lost weight. He has acquired half a dozen gall bladders on the dark web and is going in for surgery next week. Sounds like a load of bile to me.
Melinda, Judy, Mary Lou, Chris M. and Sandra, all had grandchildren stories. All planned to be members for when they could have great grandchildren stories. Who else can hardly wait?
Gordon said something as well but if you think Punjabi doesn't translate well into Klingon, try Scottish!
Bill talked about hockey but once again it was recorded incorrectly, even in Klingon.
Peachy had a very busy week working day and night and then joining Marg to watch tennis. No need for sleep here.
Danny may or may not have been there. Then again he may or may not have been in the middle east, any number of countries in Asia, or possibly even in Canada. We will know when we see the pictures.
Bob and Peter almost had a presidential debate as they had understood there was supposed to be one today. Peter lost because he is not really president yet. An easy mistake to make.
Enjoy your Sunday everyone.