Melinda was uncharacteristically talking about her grandchildren and the rest of the club chanted "we want more!" When it appeared she was going to sit down.
Debbie M.'s dragon boat was leading in one of the heats when a murder of crows landed on the paddlers heads disrupting the team and they sideswiped one boat and t-boned another. Lawsuits to follow.
Judy described the detailed plans for the family water fight next summer that would insure the adults won for the foreseeable future. Kal sold the plans to her grandchildren for 50 bucks and a nickel bag.
Blair admitted to fronting Judy's grandchildren outside the cannabis store for only a doobie.
Michael said he didn't do much during the week and then listed about 14 things that he did including the first week of preschool, what he did not do at work this last week (just ask Bobby) that he went out for dinner and phew - what else?
Dalbir went for dinner lunch and breakfast with many different people who ate different things and the club wonders if he ever eats at home.
Kal denied any wrong doing but when searched he had receipts for five state of the art super soakers, a crinkled 50$ bill and the doobie he was going to give to Blair after the meeting.
Sandra was bicycling with Brian at Whistler and she had been in front the whole way and noticed that Brian was uncharacteristically quiet except for what sounding like grunting over some of the rougher parts. When they finally stopped she turned around and a black bear had somehow replaced Brian on the bicycle. The two of them decided to go have lunch in the village and wait until Brian showed up. Apparently he had been left to "cub sit" the new cub - apparently for a doobie. Brian was relieved when either Papa Bear or Goldilocks showed up.
Garth voiced his frustration over still having to give me three strokes in our Thursday golfing competition. 😭Poor baby! Also announced the choir is changing its name from Chor Leoni to Vito Corleone. They received a proposal for funding they couldn't refuse.
Pat said something.
Marg went to three dinners, had lunch with friends, saw four different plays, and stayed up all night to watch tennis, baseball, and Australian rules football. Possibly some English League football as well. Don was helping everyone everywhere, all the time. Soon to be a Netflix exclusive presentation.
Bobby reported everything he did do at work, explained how their clothes washer and dryer work, and that he was going to send pictures of the carrots he grew in his garden to Ripley's believe it or not because no one will believe that mature carrots could look like that. No he is not showing us the pictures.
Gordon also said something! (huh)
Sam regaled us all with stories of Bills amazing feats on the ice. They sounded made up but who can tell. Perception is reality.
Bob complained that his flights to Maui were cancelled and the alternatives he was given meant he would have to arrive three days earlier and leave three days later. (well all I can say is "Mahalo!").😭